"Oh great, another blonde to ruin the night,: whispers Selena to herself. Her husband, James immediately spots the blonde. He sits up straight with raised eyebrows looking on. Blondes are a weakness for James, he can spot them a mile away. Selena is saddened and her night is now ruined. "I will never be what he truly wants," thinks Selena. Many years ago James cheated on Selena with a blonde girl that he met at a bar when he went out with the guys one night. After a few short months, James was forgiven for his infidelity by Selena. Ever since they were married almost seventeen years ago, Selena would notice that when a blonde came around, James would get all stupid. "What's wrong?" asked James. Selena looks him dead in his eyes. "You know what's wrong." said Selena. "Not again, " says James. "Why do you have to stare so much and act all weird anytime a blonde girl comes around?" asks Selena. "I told you, I can...